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The TEST!
Today:
JONNE AARON – How much do you know about women?
We
did this test at our last interview!
For this test Jonne had to assess
three women and their preferences, for this purpose different questions were
asked to him and he had to relate different things! For every correctly related
detail there was a point! During this test he could reach at the most 18 points!
Read here about his answers and the result!
Here are our three women:

Caro (19) Britta
(31) Denise (20)
Question 1:
Women love sweets,
find out which flavour belongs to which girl!
Who loves chocolate, jelly gums and who likes it spicy!

J: Oh…I need to find out which one is which flavour?
B: Yes!
J: Ok! What should I say…I start with you…for you I would choose chocolate…
C: Ok…

J: This
for you…

J: And for you…this Euros!

Question 2:
Which characteristics do they like at
men?


J:
Allright…this is interesting…(thinks some time) Mhhh…

B: Difficult?
J: Yeah! Who ist he tallest one?
D: Should we stand up?
J: Yeah!
C: Ok…I am the tallest…
D: And I’m pretending to be tall!
J: Ok…you have the heels…
D: Yes!
J: Ok…so I would take…ahhh…mhhh…oh F*ck! To difficult, there are so many same
elements…
B: Just try!
J: Ok I try!



Question 3:
Our girls now had to write down
their sex phantasies..!
Here they are:

J: Ok…Sex in a plane…on a table
in chains…this is weird!
(laughter)
B: Yes…
J: That is propertly the weirdest! Oh F*ck!



Question 4:
Which bra belongs to who?!

D: Maybe
difficult too! This is about underwear!
J: Allright!
D: Ok!
J: I love this!

D: So
which belongs to who?
J: Hopefully these are washed!
D: Dont worry we wouldnt put used underwear on the table!
(laughter)
J: I think other people are looking…they might wonder what we are doing…well
lets see…please move your hair…uiui…it is difficult…
This is yours…

J: Are you
wearing Push ups?
B: Yes sometimes…but they are all with Push Up!

J: Yeah but it is like…mhh…this!

And this to you!

Question 5:
And which panty?

J: Ahhh ok…(holding the first one in his hands) What the f*ck is this?
D: Never seen such thing?
J: Quite hot! (searching) There are only two!
D: Oh where is the last one?
J: Oh…under the table! This is probably the weirdest thing I ever did on a
public place!
C: It is funny!
J: It is really funny! I need to see your ass!
C: No!
J: Mhhh…you…take this…
B: But take a look...this bra and this string got the same colours...so it
belongs together...
J: Oh...yes...but Finnisch women use to mix it...



And now the last question 6:
Now he had to find out which
personality, characteristics,
and secret belongs to which girl!
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Der Party Löwe
Charakter:
Loyal, spontan und versaut!
Geheimnis:
Fürchtet sich vor kochendem Wasser!
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Die hoffnungslos Romantische
Charakter:
Kann Geheimnisse für sich behalten,
man kann sich auf sie verlassen,
sie liebt Katzen!
Geheimnis:
Sie steht auf Männer und Frauen! |
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Die stolze Jungfrau
Charakter:
Voller verückter Ideen,
chaotisch, immer zu spät!
Geheimnis:
Sammelt Sex Spielzeug!
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J: Mhhh…(reading)…
B: It is also very difficult!
J: Yeah…



Here is the result…what belongs
to who?
And how many points does Jonne achieved?
Caro:




Britta




Denise




J: So it
went all upsite down…
B: But three points!
J: Did I make a record? Less points ever?
C: Yeah!
J: So I dont know anything about woman…
B: You can learn!
J: (Laughing) I need to learn a lot…I know something about finnisch woman…but
maybe not german…
B: But girls are allways the same!
J: But this was a funny game! It was even more fun than the cube…which we did
last time!
B: Ok…we always try to find something new to keep it interesting for you and the
fans!
J: I tried to imagine all those things…because I dont know you so well…
B: Ok!
Last but not least, one more photo of
Jonne and the Bra! ;-)
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